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14.06.2025 06:39

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
What was your experience when trying GHB?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Then came..
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors